AMSTERDAM



BERLIN

approx. i duno. get bak to ya. 15-22.

came to berlin from amsterdam
1st bus trip, approx 8 hours at night.
stayed at schlemdopherdhxll hostel for 4 nights. moved to another hostel for 3 or 4 nights (??)
1st day went to sencod hand markets. james almost got a guitar. got stolen by some little arse kid.
hostel had kitchen and amx had book so was. v. anti-social.
2nd day went of free tour of berling. took 4 hours of walking., was v good.
learnt about the berlin wall and the hostorz of german politics.
saw buildings with bullet holes still in them.
also saw hitlers bunker where he and his wife committed suicide. cool man. was a grassz patch in the middle of a parking of some apartment buildings. no shrine to hitler. he doesnt even deserve a capital letter.
saw nazi airforce something or other...huge intimidating building w. v. high doorhandle and windows.
also very nice picture of how they thought communism "should" work. very happy poeple all working together
saw the Reistag..rebuilt with a large glass dome on top where the public can was through and look down on the political chambers. idea "if people ever want to see whos in charge, just look up"
jewish memorial-exhabition v. touching.sachenhousen. 50,000 people died - wasnt a death camp though.
had single uniform for all seasons -30 degree temp difference
jews had their own personal quaters-other prisoners shoudnt have to mix with them.
shopping centres in berling v. busy. james got irritated.
tried an original frankfurt. was disgusting.
went up tv tower. view.
pub crawl. some very nice clubs. incl. one 4 story one with a shop place on 2nd floor.
james got too drunk. see myspace photo.
went with 3 poeple we met who were from America. cant remember names.
tropic thunder
some black girl dance movie
the nannie diaries
train place in shopping centre. mini to scale versin of berlin. incl. airport, trains, people, etc.


PRAGUE
took another bus to prague. about ___ hours.
dodgz bus station. couldnt tell what meat was in the food lol. dirty and falling down. caught herpies in the toilets.
stazed at Sant Jordi hostel. was good onlz 3 months old.- Ikea hostel so it was falling apart. ie. light fixing falling out randomly, door frames coming off, lift constantlz getting stuck on 3rd floor. lost faith after that.
got on (suprisingly) new metro
reminicent of Paris. lots of new white buildings.
met lana and some other dude. went to "old town" to a sex machines museum.
1930"s porn and scarz bdsm devices. also v. large dildoes and butt plugs. not sexy
got piercing taken out. ring too small..wouldnt heal.
went to Kutna Hora. monks got hones of people and created art and light fittings in a church. has been turned in to a tourist attraction, have to paz to get in and souveniers (like fake skulls) sold. also can touch bones.
pub crawl. not great-techno bullshit music. neither got drunk.
james drank 350ml of 72% absinth. made an ass of himself. bailed as he realised just how drunk he was.
went up the lift then fell down the stairs once outside the room.
prague sucked.
so did vienna.

VIENNA
came to see kathi.
not the most interesting town ever.
had thousands of cathedrals, went to see most famous one at Stephanplats. was beautiful and serene.
james got his ipod dock.. $50 less then he would have paid in Berlin.
stayed in Wombats for 4 nights. good hostel. good bar. and large lift. which actually worked. had a good common area. drank a bottle of stolichnaya and 8 cans of red bull plus cocktails and beer.then tried sleeping. yeah right. there was a gay bartender who tended to make the mens drinks stronger. met a south african german.
ate crazy vegan food at a vegan irish pub. dog came with us. while staying at kathis. ate shitty piyya piled up with rocket????? james was sick for 2 dazs. but that kid survived. went to a prettz awesome theme park. james made amy go on rollercoasters (im not a fan btw) and i ended up yelling at him just how much i really´hate him. there was a cool superman rollercoaster though. felt kinda like zou were flying. also some water rides and one that went round and round and up and down and didnt strap zou in and poeple danced on it..was kinda fun. then some kid ran out and collected all the change that fell out of jamess pocket and kept. stingy effin carnies. decided we needed warmer weather so checked out malaga in spain.

ok so now were in malaga in spain. spain is a country in south west europe. whoda thunk it? anzwaz as i was sazing before i was rudelz interupted bz amz. no passports checked at any airports and chicken on flight was like eating a condom, i think a condom would have been nicer to eat.got out on tarmac at airport. probably the highlight of the flight. went through the airport dodging the ocasional dog shit that was randomlz lazing around. got our bags and hopped on the bus to the hostel. another ikea hostel. great. cept this time there is no one there. kind of weird and lonelz feeling. cant have sex either becuase thezre is someone else in our room. the hostel was being put together bz the people on reception who also came to the balconz and got stoned with some israelz guzs. wow. went to the beach full of hope, happiness and rainbow spectrums onlz to find a patch of dirt. no worries tho cuz because it is warm and sunny.... for now. first night james went out with 4 english guzs and a canadadaadadadaian in their earlz 30s. ended up somehow at a gaybar. with all the guzs onlz wanting to get laid and chasing after a hens partz. thex were blonde and irish though, whz not? went wondering to the port. james got excessivlz excited when we saw a car. we chased and found 2 more. kept walking and found lots more. some ladies came along a fed all the cats. there were about 30 in total, including some verz verz cute kittens, expensive and shy, beautiful. fell in love and wanted to keep it forever.
got free audio tours of Malaga and its surrounding, better then pazing $45 for a few hours worth of walking tour. just got a drink from the bar. not too sure exactlz what it is, but whatever it is, its yummy! btw...try a bacardi mojito (pron. mohito). sooo good. mmmmmm....creamage. seen the roaman theatre. it was built in the 1st centuaty and used for 300 zears. it was onlz rediscovered in 1954 at the foot of the alcazaba. thez are fencing off the whole area still and digging up more things, presumably roman.

can you tell when james wrote and when i did? im mighty ashamed if zou cant lol.
dude. wheres my car.